Completely Different
We actually sit around and tally this useless information up! So behold, USELESS FACTS & TRIVIA ABOUT THE 20-J AND THOSE WHO DARE TO MARCH THEM!!! It's great for breaking the ice at parties!
Largest Section = 2006 with 30 horns!
Starring Justin Henry, Michael "Weed" Ahlschwede, Kevin "Big Tasty" McLeod, Paul "Silky" Ellison as Saddam Hussein, and featuring the entire 2000 20-J Section. Directed & Edited by Adam Ferguson. Filmed on location on the JSU Campus by Tyler Brown and Adam Ferguson. Written by......uh....there was a script?!
This "movie" was created for the Southerners' Skit Night during Band Camp. It should also be noted that this was the LAST time we had a skit night! And for good reason.
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The Basics
Weight of a 20-J = 52 lbs
Weight of a 24-J = 60 lbs
The 20-J Movie: "Death of a Saddam" - Fall 2000
Synopsis - Saddam Hussien kidnaps Eddie Moses. The 20-J's are forced to attack his desert palace where they encounter (among bad acting) ninjas, alcohol, and Saddam's Harem. The 20-J's fight Saddam's minions, but discover they have been poisoned. Hussien almost wins the day, but in a graphic, bloodfilled duel to the death, Justin Henry mutilates Saddam Hussein with an axe.
20-J Movie Trailers (Must have Quicktime)
20-J MOVIE TRAILER
Coming soon to a theater that doesn't exist.
20-J MOVIE TEASER
Eddie Moses is "The Lord of the Thumb Rings."
20-J Vocabulary:
Circle - n. a round one
Creeking - v. the act of throwing someone into the creek
Ha HAAAAAAA!! - sl. an exclamation with intestinal fortitude
Kidnapping - v. disappearance of Southerners member by 20-J's
Pants - v. to remove the shorts/pants of a victim
Stealth - n. to be silent as a ninja at rehearsal
Toad - n. rookie 20-J
Toadsandwich - v. mass smothering of someone that usually deserves it via 20-J's
Sensual Toadsandwich - v. mass 'loving' of someone that needs it from 20-J's
Strawberry Shake - n. see Paul Sizemore
Longest Number of Years Marched:
10 years - Michael Ahlschwede, 1996 - 2002, 2004 - 2006
8 years - Josh Copeland, 1997 - 2004
8 years - Jim Davis, 1971 - 1976, 1978 - 1979
7 years - Tim Harris, 1987 - 1993
6 years - Keith Farris, 1993 - 1998
6 years - Scott Jones, 1994 - 1999
6 years - Rich Culp, 1993 - 1994, 1998 - 1999, 2004 - 2005
6 years - Hank Humphrey, 1981 - 1986
6 years - Billy Walker, 1983 - 1988
T-Shirt Themes:
2006 - Tattoo Jackets - Only for the 50th Anniversary
2005 - Disease 20-J's
2004 - Cannibal 20-J's
2003 - Pirate 20-J's
2002 - I Don't Love 20-J's
2001 - Pornstar 20-J's
2000 - Classic 20-J's
1999 - Evil Supervillain 20-J's
1998 - Convict 20-J's
1997 - Alcoholic 20-J's
1996 - Mafia 20-J's
The 20-J Song:
Verse 1
In Jacksonville, there is a band
They are reknowned throughout the land
The heart of this band, or so they say
Are the men, of 20-J.
With silver horns upon their chests
These brave men are America's best
If C.G. Conn were alive today
He'd want to be, a 20-J.
Heh heh heh....
20-J Avatars
If you'd like one, just let me know. If I have time, I'll whip one up for ya!
These are formatted for the Southerners Forum.
