Ever since John Boyd starting naming Toads in 1996, it has become a way of life. Every single Toad is given a name. Many names stick, many do not. Sometimes, the only way members of Southerners know you is by your nickname. Some names come from before the days of Toads. We may never know the story behind some of these names, but they will always aggrivate some poor soul. Many of our names tell stories, while some just sound perfect for a 20-J. Some names date back before 1996, and are known only through legend. One thing is certain: every Toad from here to eternity will be given a nickname! Here is your chance to find out someone's real name...or their nickname (some names have been omitted to protect the whiney!). The first grouping is alphabetically by NICKNAME. The second is alphabetically by LAST NAME.

ALPHABETICALLY BY NICKNAME Amber - Crombie, Dave Anita (fill in the blank) - Skinner, Jason Arbys - Robertson, Russell (Fannie) Bandit - Owen, Robbie Beaver - Holloway, Michael Beefcake - Horton, Dean Big Bertha - Staff, Nick Big Tasty - McLeod, Kevin Bilko - Chaviers, Eric Biscuit(-Head) - Bolton, Brian Bodifish - Bodiford, Ken Boner - Bonner, Scott Bucket - Dewey, Kendra Buddha - Meeker, Eric Bunni - Hutson, Rabon Burglecut - Underwood, Ben (fill in the blank) Burgur - Gindlesperger, Derek Butter - Wade, Jared Cadbury - Burns, Phillip Casper - Saunders, Buddy Cheese - Hamaker, Rory Chester - Hamilton, Dilmos Coach - Purcell, Scott Cowgirl - Cowger, Isaac Crystal - Self, Brandon Crack - Fuller, Doug Cupcake - Hartley, Justin Dad (Paw Paw) - Nunnally, Dan Dognuts - Emigh, Eric (Swamp) Donkey - Smith, Christopher Donut - Thommason, Ricky DooDoo - Brown, Tyler Felch - Balaban, Tommy Flick - Chamlee, Chuck Fluffer - Homan, Alisha Fran - Payne, Kevin Glass - Thornburg, Jacob Goat (fill in the blank) - Sizemore, Paul Goober - Jones, Zach Goomba - Landrum, Allen Grendel - Waters, Jake Gumby - Darden, James Hambino - Reeps, Russell Hamburglar - Cash, Chris Hanson - Renda, Stan Hooter - Lannom, Brian Igor - Reeves, Andy Janice - Brown, Mitch Jesus - Bennett, Don Jeeves - Weaver, Matt Jones - Stafford, David King Hippo - Womack, Greg Kotex - Palmer, Steven Kramer - Wright, James Linus - Sweeney, Zac Lollipop - Lolley, Adam Lucy - Whitson, Casey Lunchbox - Jenkins, Chris McFly - Martin, Corey Madmartigan - Ahlschwede, Charlie Maggot - Magnusson, Jason Matt Damon - Corley, Jason Mom - Edwards, Ian Mongo - Mason, Tony Moose - Tiner, Jesse Muffy - Ammons, Brad Nemo - Johnson, Nathan Noodle - Horn, William Nugget - Kent, Zack O'Possum - Moon, Jeff Opie - Carroll, Russell Outfield - Pena, Kevan Penguin - Sliney, Cecilia Pickle - Nichols, Ben Pinball - Howe, John Pokey - Davis, Ashley Pooter - Westbrooks, Dale Porkchop - Copeland, Josh Princess (Maria) - D'Acquisto, Brandon Punkin - Gordon, Ronnie Quaffle - Wallace, Russell Red - Bramlett, Jeff Rosey - Schultz, Adam Sabretooth - Stallings, Daniel (Dirty) Sanchez - Owen, Matt Sancho - Simino, Kris Santa - Summerville, Harold Schitz - King, Scott Screech - Stiegerwald, Jacob Shanta F-Up! - Cutrer, Keyanna Silky - Ellison, Paul Skynard - Sims, Hunter Slurpee - Lockridge, Justin Smack - Lee, Aaron Snatch - Wentlent, Matt Spam - Lingerfelt, Lauren Stubby - McEver, Jerry Subway - Hogan, Kenna Superfly - Bartell, Leroy Sushi - Hicklen, Dustin Sweetchuck - Davis, Tim Tank - Monroe, Donnie Tex - Osborne, Mallory Titus - Ashcraft, Jacob Tulips - Gulliford, Kassi Tuna - Gairhan, Kyle Twitch - Benefield, Sam Urkel - Knight, Chris Virg(in) - Hall, Jason Weasel - Caudill, Jeffrey Weed - Ahlschwede, Michael Wombat - Harris, Daniel Yarr! - Hopkins, James

ALPHABETICALLY BY LAST NAME Ahlschwede, Charlie - Madmartigan Ahlschwede, Michael - Weed Ammons, Brad - Muffy Ashcraft, Jacob - Titus Balaban, Tommy - Felch Bartell, Leroy - Superfly Benefield, Sam - Twitch Bennett, Don - Jesus Bodiford, Ken - Bodifish Bolton, Brian - Biscuit(-Head) Bonner, Scott - Boner Bramlett, Jeff - Red Brown, Mitch - Janice Brown, Tyler - DooDoo Burns, Phillip - Cadbury Carroll, Russell - Opie Cash, Chris - Hamburglar Caudill, Jeffrey - Weasel Chaviers, Eric - Bilko Chamlee, Chuck - Flick Copeland, Josh - Porkchop Corley, Jason - Matt Damon Cowger, Isaac - Cowgirl Crombie, Dave - Amber Cutrer, Keyanna - Shanta F-Up! D'Acquisto, Brandon - Princess (Maria) Darden, James - Gumby Davis, Ashley - Pokey Davis, Tim - Sweetchuck Dewey, Kendra - Bucket Edwards, Ian - Mom Ellison, Paul - Silky Emigh, Eric - Dognuts Fuller, Doug - Crack Gairhan, Kyle - Tuna Gindlesperger, Derek - (fill in the blank) Burgur Gordon, Ronnie - Punkin Gulliford, Kassi - Tulips Hall, Jason - Virg(in) Hamaker, Rory - Cheese Hamilton, Dilmos - Chester Harris, Daniel - Wombat Hartley, Justin - Cupcake Hicklen, Dustin - Sushi Hinton, Patrick - Nancy Hogan, Kenna - Subway Holloway, Michael - Beaver Homan, Alisha - Fluffer Hopkins, James - Yarr! Horn, William - Noodle Horton, Dean - Beefcake Howe, John - Pinball Hutson, Rabon - Bunni Jenkins, Chris - Lunchbox Jones, Zach - Goober Kent, Zack - Nugget King, Scott - Schitz Knight, Chris - Urkel Landrum, Allen - Goomba Lannom, Brian - Hooter Lee, Aaron - Smack Lingerfelt, Lauren - Spam Lolley, Adam - Lollipop Lockridge, Justin - Slurpee Magnusson, Jason - Maggot Martin, Corey - McFly Mason, Tony - Mongo McEver, Jerry - Stubby McLeod, Kevin - Big Tasty Meeker, Eric - Buddha Monroe, Donnie - Tank Moon, Jeff - O'Possum Nichols, Ben - Pickle Nunnally, Dan - Dad (Paw Paw) Osborne, Mallory - Tex Owen, Matt - (Dirty) Sanchez Owen, Robbie - (Fannie) Bandit Palmer, Steven - Kotex Payne, Kevin - Fran Pena, Kevan - Outfield Purcell, Scott - Coach Reeps, Russell - Hambino Reeves, Andy - Igor Renda, Stan - Hanson Robertson, Russell - Arbys Saunders, Buddy - Casper Schultz, Adam - Rosey Self, Brandon - Crystal Simino, Kris - Sancho Sims, Hunter - Skynard Sizemore, Paul - Goat (fill in the blank) Skinner, Jason - Anita (fill in the blank) Sliney, Cecilia - Penguin Smith, Christopher - (Swamp) Donkey Staff, Nick - Big Bertha Stafford, David - Jones Stallings, Daniel - Sabretooth Stiegerwald, Jacob - Screech Sweeney, Zac - Linus Summerville, Harold - Santa Thommason, Ricky - Donut Thornburg, Jacob - Glass Tiner, Jesse - Moose Underwood, Ben - Burgelcut Wade, Jared - Butter Wallace, Russell - Quaffle Waters, Jake - Grendel Weaver, Matt - Jeeves Wentlent, Matt - Snatch Westbrooks, Dale - Pooter Whitson, Casey - Lucy Womack, Greg - King Hippo Wright, James - Kramer